I knew that I'd start speaking a new language after becoming a parent, but the reality of it hit me this morning. One little phrase, spoken ever-so-normally, really brought it all home for me, so I thought I'd share. Tell me, does anyone else say these things?
- Move your nunchucks, please. (the phrase that prompted this post, spoken while trying to buckle Blake into the car)
- Which button makes me jump? (said when playing Lego Indiana Jones on XBox)
- Which button makes me hit the bad guys? (XBox, again)
- I didn't know there was a White Ranger? When did he show up?
- Is that alien a good guy or a bad guy?
- No, you may not take a sword into the grocery store.
- You can take one tinker-toy weapon into the grocery store.
- Yes, that's a cool weapon you made.
- Don't pick your nose in public.
- Public, not Publix!
- Just how did he become the Avatar?
- Just try to go pee!
- What's the difference between a pokemon and a digimon?
- Camp Rock premieres tonight on Disney. Yea! (so, so, sad)
I know there are a lot more. I'll try to add some more later once I realize I'm speaking nonsense again.
1 comment:
As smart as you are it "warms my heart" to know that you can actually speak these phrases and then understand them. What make me wonder if how can I understand them also? Many years ago with his Dad?????
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